I hope they ask about me & I hope you tell them you fucked up.
I haven’t been able to wear lipstick these last couple days because I’m having a bad reaction to some cantaloupe drink that Julian insisted on making me try, despite the fact that I hate cantaloupe. My lips burn and just feel gross.
Anonymous said: Aaw I can understand you being upset about having to pick up an adults shitty panties, but take into consideration that some people have health problems and that can be a very embarrassing moment for them.
I have a friend who does have health problems (UC) that may put him in a similar situation and I know very well that he wouldn’t leave his dirty underwear in a fitting room.
I didn’t mean that everyone who poops themselves is a sad excuse for a human. Accidents happen! It’s the people who leave their poopy undergarments for an unexpecting customer or employee to find that need to rethink their ethics.
the box says “four servings” but my heart says one
If you shit yourself at the mall, please don’t leave your shit underwear in the fitting room. Be an adult and handle it yourself. I am not your mom and it is not my job to clean up after you because you SHIT YOURSELF YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A HUMAN BEING.
This song makes me so happy!
ellie goulding: let's turn it up
She’s so cute. I want to be her.
I successfully talked Julian into not getting fast passes for our trip to Great America on Saturday. For five people, we would have almost spent $500 to spend the day there. Now we’re spending like $180. And he says I’m horrible with money… Psh.
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