The Queen of California


Desiree (20 years) & Calliope (7 months)

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Dear Desiree,
I hope they ask about me & I hope you tell them you fucked up.
— Unknown (via ourcolorsrun)

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I haven’t been able to wear lipstick these last couple days because I’m having a bad reaction to some cantaloupe drink that Julian insisted on making me try, despite the fact that I hate cantaloupe. My lips burn and just feel gross.

Anonymous said: Aaw I can understand you being upset about having to pick up an adults shitty panties, but take into consideration that some people have health problems and that can be a very embarrassing moment for them.

I have a friend who does have health problems (UC) that may put him in a similar situation and I know very well that he wouldn’t leave his dirty underwear in a fitting room.

I didn’t mean that everyone who poops themselves is a sad excuse for a human. Accidents happen! It’s the people who leave their poopy undergarments for an unexpecting customer or employee to find that need to rethink their ethics.

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the box says “four servings” but my heart says one

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This isn’t even the first time. I’m slowly losing the little faith in humanity I had left. wutangwu lavieestbelle12

This isn’t even the first time. I’m slowly losing the little faith in humanity I had left. wutangwu lavieestbelle12

If you shit yourself at the mall, please don’t leave your shit underwear in the fitting room. Be an adult and handle it yourself. I am not your mom and it is not my job to clean up after you because you SHIT YOURSELF YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A HUMAN BEING.

This song makes me so happy!

ellie goulding: let's turn it up

She’s so cute. I want to be her.

I successfully talked Julian into not getting fast passes for our trip to Great America on Saturday. For five people, we would have almost spent $500 to spend the day there. Now we’re spending like $180. And he says I’m horrible with money… Psh.

Belly drum.

Belly drum.